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The Little Cuties Hockey Club is Hosting a Tournament Here in Portland, Oregon

We are uh… Hosting a tournament. We attend a lot of hockey tournaments throughout North America and figured, “Hey wouldn’t it be cool to pass out in our own bathtubs, urinate in our own beds, and vomit in our own streets for once”? The deets are: March 27th-29th, $1199 per team, we are accepting individual signups for teams to be formed before the end of the year,¬† four co-ed divisions and two women’s divisions.

So start growing your ironic mustaches, cram into those skinny jeans, and practice your “I played in the Little Cuties hockey tournament before it was cool” speech.

In all seriousness we like Portland, we want people to come to Portland, and we like hockey. By hosting a tournament we can bring the hockey community of Portland together as well as bring in some teams throughout the world and just have an amazing time. We hope to see you there.

You can find more details here.

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We are headed to Las Vegas

We’d like to formally announce our acceptance of Candian Hockey Enterprises’¬†invitation to attend their Tournament of Champions in Las Vegas November 7th-10th. (We registered and paid to get in like everyone else. So it’s less of an invitation and more like us just filling a form on the website.) This tournament is for teams that have won previous tournaments. (Our opponents didn’t show up for the finals in Nashville.) or just paid and registered. Roster announcements will be forthcoming. (It’s really the same group of idiots.)