Regular Merch

  • Hats

    Little Cuties 2025 Hat

    It’s like a tiny, fashionable roof for your head—protecting you from the elements and, occasionally, questionable decisions. It says, “I’m too cool for sunscreen, but not too cool for you to notice.” Also, let’s face it, sometimes it’s just there to hide the fact that you have absolutely zero idea what’s going on under it.

    $30.00

  • Tshirts

    Little Cuties 2025 Women’s TShirt

    A slimmer fit from our “Cease and Desist Collection. No need to get all fancy, just wear it and let the shirt do the talkin’! It’s like a slapshot straight to the heart — bold, a little cheeky, and just the right amount of tough. Looks even better on a bedroom floor.

    $24.00

  • Crew Neck

    Little Cuties 2025 Crew Neck Sweatshirt

    Featuring a collar that’s just high enough to keep your neck warm, but low enough to avoid any awkward turtleneck accusations. Perfect for those days when you want to look effortlessly stylish, but also don’t mind spilling beer on yourself. It’s the clothing equivalent of saying, “I have my life together… mostly.” It’ll also 100% still be in the Lost …

    $40.00

  • Tshirts

    Little Cuties 2025 Workout Shirt

    It’s simple, clean, and gets the job done without any of the fluff. You’re not here to mess around; you’re here to show you’ve got business to attend to — whether it’s puttin’ in work or just causin’ a bit of trouble. Wear it like you’re ready to take on anything or nothing at all.

    $26.00

  • Hoodies

    Little Cuties 2025 Hoodie

    Lettuce lookin’ a little rough, bud? Just throw up the hood on this beauty.  It features a large front pocket for a couple of pucks or a tin of Zyn.  A majestic Emerald Green works with any season and goes great with shorts, pants, or even a little porky pig action.  Be careful though, the lagoon creature you wheel’ed from …

    $40.00

  • Tshirts

    Little Cuties 2025 T-Shirt

    Check out how sexy this Logo T is!
    The crown jewel of our “Cease and Desist Collection”, get ‘m while you still can!  Class style with a household name.  This T-shirt has plenty of room in the shoulder if you need to throw a punch, and the deep green hides blood if you eat a couple along the way.

    $26.00

  • Tshirts

    #2Ships Tournament T-Shirt

    Limited Edition tournament t-shirt for the inaugural Little Cuties #2Ships Tournament. We are only doing one printing, maybe it will be a collector’s item, maybe your bf/gf will take off with it next time they sleepover, or maybe you will be using it to wax your car a year from now and totally regret ordering it. Let’s find out together!

    $5.00